LockhartSteele.com Tumblr Outpost

The next generation of something, surely.

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Parmville! How Mario Carbone and Rich Torrisi Made Ziti Cool

fek:

Glad to hear that it sounds like these guys are embracing the douchebags they really are. (Actually, just Mario),” wrote one anonymous commenter on Eater, a line that had the trio cracking up.

Mario is actually a pretty decent guy …” countered Guest #3. Mr. Torrisi looked at the floor, unsuccessfully suppressing a grin, while Mr. Carbone shrugged.

… compared to Rich, at least.

At that, the three men lost it; they keeled over, cackling. “Which is true,” added Mr. Torrisi, catching his breath.

I pulled a Bittersweet Motel and read the guys behind Torrisi Italian Specialties and Parm some of their internet trolls to open up my profile of them. 

No trolls like Eater trolls. 

Filed under dudegetsit proud yessawbittersweetmoteltoo

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Rise If You Must: The True Story of Andrew Krucoff

johncarney:

From: krucoffa@yahoo.com

To: admin@maccers.org
Cc:
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 12:36:10 -0400
Subject: Young Manhattanite Interview
Hi, we briefly met last night but I think I was too
drunk to form words. Sorry about that, slurring lacks
a certain charm. Somewhere in my incoherence I
mentioned an interview project I’m doing with
Gothamist. Think absurd NY-centric version of VF’s
Proust Questionnaire. I’ve got other people like
Lockhart, Lindsay, Choire, Spiers and other local
luminaries on-board so I hope you can find the time
for this. Thanks.

-Andrew Krucoff
http://www.theotherpage.com

Obligatory TOP reblog. 

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My new Tumblr: PETER FELD WITH SALAD. [all photos from Peck Slip NYE here. In retrospect, just a warmup for Patriots-Broncos on Saturday Jan. 14. If you’re reading this, you’re invited to the Throwdown on The Slip. RSVP, etc. [Peter Feld With Salad submissions to lock at curbed dot com, obvs, &c.]]

My new Tumblr: PETER FELD WITH SALAD. [all photos from Peck Slip NYE here. In retrospect, just a warmup for Patriots-Broncos on Saturday Jan. 14. If you’re reading this, you’re invited to the Throwdown on The Slip. RSVP, etc. [Peter Feld With Salad submissions to lock at curbed dot com, obvs, &c.]]

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maxsilvestri:

I am very honored to be in the Lowbrow/Brilliant corner of the New York Magazine Approval Matrix this week. My dad happened to call just when I saw it and he was supportive though confused about me being on “a corner of the approval mattress.”
(I have not mentioned on here that I am recapping Top Chef for Eater again. Please read if you like that show and don’t if you don’t.

Approval mattress!

maxsilvestri:

I am very honored to be in the Lowbrow/Brilliant corner of the New York Magazine Approval Matrix this week. My dad happened to call just when I saw it and he was supportive though confused about me being on “a corner of the approval mattress.”

(I have not mentioned on here that I am recapping Top Chef for Eater again. Please read if you like that show and don’t if you don’t.

Approval mattress!