fek:

“Glad to hear that it sounds like these guys are embracing the douchebags they really are. (Actually, just Mario),” wrote one anonymous commenter on Eater, a line that had the trio cracking up.

“Mario is actually a pretty decent guy …” countered Guest #3. Mr. Torrisi looked at the floor, unsuccessfully suppressing a grin, while Mr. Carbone shrugged.

“… compared to Rich, at least.“

At that, the three men lost it; they keeled over, cackling. “Which is true,” added Mr. Torrisi, catching his breath.

I pulled a Bittersweet Motel and read the guys behind Torrisi Italian Specialties and Parm some of their internet trolls to open up my profile of them. 

No trolls like Eater trolls.